Mistydawn

A super interesting, loving, amazing, kick-ass, beautiful female with class. Once you meet her you can never forget her. Loved my the moon she carries many mysteries with her. When born the Zodiac sign of a Libra, a Mistydawn is a true one of a kind human being and a true blessing to be know.

Nobody really knows Mistydawn.

by mm&s December 20, 2016

Minty Dave

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.

"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"

by oathy March 3, 2009

Mitt Mop

The unfortunate cicumstance of having excessive amounts of pubic hair that engulf the female genetilia.

Julio was about to go down on Stacey, until he realized that she had an outrageous mitt mop.

by mittlord89 November 30, 2009

Minty Masturbate

Masturbation technique.... You put hard mints in your mouth before you masturbate and as you climax chew hard on the mints ... Your body like flips shit

Mother: damn Samuel your breath smells great
Samuel: thanks mum...
Samuels mother doesn't know he minty masturbates a lot

by Senna1998 June 15, 2014

Misty’s lobby’s

1.trash
2.dog water
3.ez

We queued in to a val game and got put in a Misty’s lobby’s

by DuckMan1 March 7, 2021

Minty Piccolo

When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.

MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.

PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.

by HairyHighwayman February 26, 2023

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006