minority report

A white guy who is only interested in chicks of another race, i.e. asians, blacks, and latinos

My friend john is a minority report.

by Jintegrity April 7, 2004

fort minor

an excuse for all us whiteboys to listen to rap and not feel like complete fags.

person1: did u hear the new g unit song?

whiteboy: hell no i dont listen to that crap on a stick rap.

person1: what are you listening to right now?

whiteboy: fort minor bitch! SHITS HOTT!

by cema July 5, 2006

minority priority

A term used to describe what happens when the local government goes out and spends ridiculous amounts of money to 'give everyone a fair chance" and "end discrimination" where really all they're doing is trying to save their asses from getting sued by some whiny parent that bitches about everything by throwing money at the problem so they can say "look we're doing nice things, look at all the nice things, we're broke now, but hey look at how nice we are" the end result is usually something incredibly stupid, that doesn't actually accomplish anything and often time actually has the reverse effect of increasing discrimination and taking chances away from people, it also opens the gate for more lawsuits which leads to complete bankruptcy because suing someone is now a fad, which leads to the collapse of society and/or the terrorists have won and manbearpig rules the world until we get Harrison Ford to fuck an atomic fish until it goes super-critical and destroys manbearpig's tyrannical reign, unfortunately Elton John survives and is now in charge of your lunch program which is how minority priority leads to gay kids getting to have lunch before you.

Thanks to minority priority in public schools if a guy wants to pretend to be a girl he can use the girls locker room as well as the girls bathroom and its considered okay.

by Bitch Puddin' December 7, 2010

Midori

A common given name for a Japanese female. Although it is often written in hiragana, one of the phonetic syllabaries used in the Japanese writing system, it is not uncommon for the name to be written with kanji, the iconographs borrowed from Chinese.

Midori is also the word for the colour green in Japanese.

Hi, my name is Midori! I'm a Japanese female!

by CyaticFanatic March 23, 2009

minority

Anyone who is not white. Even if whites are technically "the minority" in a country that is mostly another race, the non-whites are still called "minorities", because that's what minorities are!

"I went to Mexico over the summer, there were so many minorities there!! I think I was the only one there that wasn't a minority!"

"Excuse me sir, what race are you?"
"I'm a minority"

by Diarrhea Drinker September 4, 2011

Migor

A migor is essentially a mind orgasm. You have them when you think about something dirty that you did with so-n-so and it gives you butterflies.

Whenever Jane thinks about what she did with Dick, she gets a migor.

by Hollania April 4, 2005

Elliot Minor

Rock band consisting of five public school boys from York.

Edward Hetherton hates references to him being a bear, don't do it.

Alex Davies loves playing the violin almost as much as smashing one up.

Ed Minton can't stand to make eye contact with anyone he knows whilst playing as it distracts him.

Dan Hetherton is in and out, he's getting around.

Ali Paul likes peacock porn.

"I've been clubbing with Elliot Minor after their gig."

I'm actually being serious, several times, but that's not the point, I just wanted to say something unteenie.

by umbrella53 January 6, 2009