A Mick Jagger

A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.

I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.

by BennyBen[S] January 23, 2009

Philly Micks

meaning man boobs, derived from professional golfer Phil Mickelson's jiggling titties.

Oh man look at that guy... he's really got some philly micks.

yeah bro, those are the biggest philly micks I've seen in a while.

by The Green Blazer February 23, 2008

Mick Jagger

Another name for a pint of lager due to it sounding the same.

"I'll have a pint of Mick Jagger please"

by LanceSmith October 26, 2008

Magnificent Mick

Magnificent mick is where one urinates on the chest of his spouse and makes the spouse drink it through a straw

When your spouse is playing up or being annoying. Awh I might give Estelle a magnificent mick tonight

by Allison 123 February 11, 2021

The Mick Fleetwood

A solo sexual position where the man sticks his flaccid penis in between the hit-hats of a drum kit and starts to play

"You Can Go Your Own Way" until erection and, eventually, orgasm is acheived.

David: "Hey man, whats with the noise coming from the basement?"
John: " I just walked in on Mark doing The Mick Fleetwood on his dads kit, I guess the rumours were true.

by emcharmander19 May 27, 2021

mick p

A wonderful girl that is extremely beautiful but it afraid to show it. She is really smart, but refuses to think so. At times she may get quite, but don't be afraid to ask what is wrong and to keep asking until they tell you. Don't worry if she decides to cry on your shoulder, they need someone. This person also has trust issues, make sure you don't break their heart.

Sam: Mick P! You did so good in that test!
Mick P: not really, Look! I got 2 points off!

by Mreece10 February 20, 2017

mick deines

The act of grabbing a cows utters and using them as a penis. It is most commonly used for for girls to lose there virginity without having to find a male.

Person 1: damn i’m feeling kinda lonely, still haven’t lost my v-card

Person2: just mick deines it, then you’ll be as cool as all the other whores!!!

by DaTingGoesSkrrrraaaaaa April 19, 2019