merse

Merse is another word for first.
Usually said in a whiny tone.

Person 1: I want to go on this ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 20, 2008

Mersh

To make plans and not follow through; to stand someone up.

"Sorry I mershed last night, but I had to work late."

by LittleSam September 24, 2004

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

Merse

Merse
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.

1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!

by Sebastian69 September 3, 2008

mersh

Everything, anything, and nothing at the same time.

also

mershing = having sex

- Mershity mersh mersh mersh....

- I caught them mershing. (I caught them
having sex)

by SH November 24, 2003

mersi

A huge dick. A guy who doesn't care about anyone but himself. Messes up everything he has because of his stupid actions. Chooses drugs over love. Someone who causes heartbreak and only craves conflict. Should never be trusted.

I have been torn down and broken by mersi. Mersi is like a hurricane that never stops

by Thetruthofheartace January 26, 2018

mersh

to be kidding around.
-instead of i'm just kidding, it's i'm MERSH kidding.
get it? :D

"you are so fucking ugly."
"WTF!"
"mersh."

by yakbye May 2, 2009