Melon Farmer 

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

Melon Farmer by BFG December 6, 2003

Melones 

Spanish for huge tits..

maria tiene melones gigantes

Melones by DonCabron October 13, 2003

Melony

Someone who is amazing.

Synonyms: Beautiful, Incredible, Marvelous, Stunning, Gorgeous

Guy 1: Did you see that woman over there?
Guy 2: Yeah she was so Melony!

Melony by mommy681 on animal jam May 29, 2017

melon 

The act of smacking another's forehead as a sign and act of derision.

That wicker fool done gone swiped my pewter so I gone and laid a melon on him.

melon by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005

Melon Pro 

(adj.) Awesome, amazing, spectacular, outstanding, etc.
(n) something that is great, grand, magnificent, etc.

Its official, I'm Melon Pro.

Melon Pro by WoozyBuddha November 5, 2010

twisting my melon 

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.

Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"

twisting my melon by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008

Melony

A girl that everyone is obsessed with. No one can resist her natural charm for being fucking hot. She cannot walk outside because every couple breaks up; everyone wants to date her instead. She has great taste in music, art, and her ideas on the world are all so spiritual and make sense. Who wouldn't be obsessed with her? A study shows that 100% of people who say they arent are lying.

Im in obsessed with Melony. - everyone

Melony by literallyyou June 1, 2021