medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

Medical school

Hell.

Friend: Where ya heading after High School?
Me: Hell.
Friend: You mean medical school?! Holy sheeeeee-

by IDGAFox June 7, 2020

medic slave

The Medic Slave is a subtype of the Medic in TF2. They usually find someone (usually a Heavy) and heal them and act as their servant/slave.

This medic slave is amazing

by john stromboli November 22, 2020

Medic Bag

A term for something you need.

I need a medic bag!

by Mini Dallas February 20, 2022

Medication Dropping

Dropping the names of medication people need to be on, or to show off

"Hey man I need my adderall script"
"why must you constanty Medication Dropping"

by jessesmegma May 1, 2010

Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 29, 2016