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Maverick

Maverick is an inbred creature who grew up in the South. As a little boy, Maverick was given several guns to play with, and accidentally shot his dog, Bud, a golden retriever, in the head, killing him instantly. This is very sad. Later in life, Maverick dropped out of college to join the Air Force, but got rejected several times for being inbred. However, he still keeps military attire and guns in his house, along with far right posters that are somewhat militant. He then started a "self made big business" that was funded primarily on his father's inheritance money selling gun holsters. However, this business never did well, due to their only design being the American flag. His favorite day of the year is July the 4th, which he celebrates by stuffing explosives into a live deer, detonating them, skinning the deer and eating the raw deer meat for dinner, painting the skin the colors of the American flag, and draping it around his half naked body while riding in his pickup truck blaring God Bless America (Country Remix). He also plays several songs on the drums except instead of drums, he uses guns. He has a wife who is 21 years younger than he is, also she might be his sister or a distant cousin. They also met at a game of American college football. There is more lore but unfortunatly I have hit the cap for characters.
bruh who names their kid Maverick they prob get no bitches lmao

-some guy
by SirDefinertheFirst May 9, 2022
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Mavericks

the 2nd worst cheap cigarette. only better than usa gold
"i only had $4, in quarters and dimes so i had to buy a pack of mavericks."
by Rhor November 13, 2005
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Maced

Term for being very drunk
1. I am so f*cking maced right now.
2. Look at Tom, he is as maced as a peasant.
3. I would not have slept with that 60 year old hoe if i wasn't so maced.
by kingba February 26, 2007
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Maverick

The only adjective Sarah Palin can use to describe John McCain.
"John McCain's a Maverick!"
by canada85 January 22, 2009
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maverick

an unorthodox or independent-minded person.
She is considered a political maverick. (logans bird)
by logan 4 life May 6, 2017
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Mased

To completely fuck up something despite having taken every safety precaution except for not killing your damn self for being such an idiot.
OMFG, you just mased your $100k car in that accident!
by opsman February 20, 2003
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Mavericky

Adjective. A description of someone who portrays themselves as an independent thinker, an outsider, when they actually act independently of facts to maintain the status quo.
You: She comes off as an approachable, independent person but I don't think she's stated a single fact.

Me: Yeah, she's real mavericky, makes me want to agree with her just to see the damage she'll do.
by TheMultinational January 21, 2009
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