by Vorgolf November 22, 2021
Get the Mateomug. A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.
Oh shit its a Mateo!
by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025
Get the Mateomug. Mateo is a perfect human being. He is shy, so he does not like to be overwhelmed by people but he definitely has a bunch of friends who loves him and are always there for him.
Everyone that gets to know him is more than lucky.
Everyone that gets to know him is more than lucky.
by mjbb November 23, 2021
Get the Mateomug. He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.
by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023
Get the Mateo Blay Fustermug. when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines
by mateis November 27, 2024
Get the Mateo Ramosingmug. a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university
by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021
Get the mateo molenaarmug. Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.
“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.
by purrr💖 March 15, 2022
Get the Mateo&Storiemug.