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masterbait

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off
who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.
by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009
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masterbeat

Man i got a fat nut to bust, im gonna go masterbeat.
by drizue. May 16, 2003
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Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.
by lenarius614 November 6, 2010
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masterbeat

The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.
"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"

"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."
by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006
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Masterbathing

When you're taking a bath, jacking off and then bathing in your own semen.
"Goddamn it David, your masterbathing clogged the drain again!"

"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."

Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.
by Tha 69 Boize January 19, 2013
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masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples
They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.
by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007
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Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person
by lalalala432221234 November 19, 2011
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