The art of process mapping a business activity in front of a live audience, preferably in a scrappy and incoherent fashion, and using only the crude tools provided in Microsoft Powerpoint .
A typical Chrocess map will be covered in squares that aren't quite square, linked together with arrows that look like they could have been drawn by an elephant holding a crayon in its trunk. The use of a garish and visually offensive colour palette is encouraged
A typical Chrocess map will be covered in squares that aren't quite square, linked together with arrows that look like they could have been drawn by an elephant holding a crayon in its trunk. The use of a garish and visually offensive colour palette is encouraged
Employee 1: Do you understand the new process for going on campus during COVID-normal?
Employee 2: I thought I did until I attended the Chrocess mapping session on the topic. Now I'm more confused than ever.
Employee 2: I thought I did until I attended the Chrocess mapping session on the topic. Now I'm more confused than ever.
by OzzieBloke21 March 24, 2021
Get the Chrocess mapping mug.Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".
If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".
If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"
Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
by Kaiser Natsuki II August 10, 2021
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HE'S ALSO THE BEST MAPPER AND MAKES THE BEST MUSIC!
HE'S ALSO THE BEST MAPPER AND MAKES THE BEST MUSIC!
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by theelitephayze69420 August 21, 2023
Get the Boulder mapping mug.It almost always is. You know, even IKEA forgot it on a map. That’s just disappointing. Is New Zealand really that irrelevant? At least some maps have two New Zealands. What if New Zealand made a empire? Would all countries in the empire also be forgotten on maps? Who knows, we just know that this kiwi island is so irrelevant that people keep forgetting it on maps.
Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! It’s annoying.
Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.
Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.
by I love geography August 28, 2022
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A word used to describe Intel based Macs.
Started when the company changed there name from Macintosh to Apple with the change from PowerPC to Intel.
Also used by parodies to prevent trademark/copyright infringement.
A word used to describe Intel based Macs.
Started when the company changed there name from Macintosh to Apple with the change from PowerPC to Intel.
Also used by parodies to prevent trademark/copyright infringement.
by Patcoola July 8, 2010
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