Malachi

A very amazing man with beautiful blue eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.

Dang Malachi is alright

by Malachi_1476 December 21, 2017

Macaca

The second largest Genus of the order Primate. The largest being the homo Genus which includes the sapiens species (you and me).

Excuse me sir but my taxonomy is off a bit. Do you know the genus of that monkey over there?

Why yes...I belive it is of the genus Macaca.

by Brian F August 15, 2006

Malachi

Malachi and really cute guy! He is so freaking polite it knocks you out of the ballpark! He always says the sweetest things! Like I love you with every breath I take and I prayed for you to be my girlfriend! He really knows how to steal a girls heart! So ladies/guys go find you a Malachi! You won’t regret it!

Girl 1: Dangg girl you are so lucky wish I had a Malachi Malachi’s Girlfriend: Awe thank you! **secretly inside she knows she is**

by Your_mommmmm November 15, 2019

Malachy

Malachy is a great boy he’s a bit fat but
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble

I love Malachy so much, he’s probably got a massive penis.

by Farmer joe 1267 October 18, 2019

Malachi

A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.

Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.

by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010

Malafoca

The Creator of CaSA. Those who opose him: Beware.

Oh my Malafoca!

by Mean Mr Mustard November 30, 2003

malacaria

An individual who acts in a manor that is really really fucking wierd/gross. A Malacaria activity includes but is not limited to: Picking of nose, picking of ear, rolling ear wax and boogers together, rolling earwax/booger combination on face repeatedly, jacking off in the presense of others, collecting nut rags, publically displaying nut rags...etc

I caught joe role playing with his nut rag. Thats really Malacaria of him.

by Cadet C July 20, 2008