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Makeshift gym

Noun; training program that can be performed in the office or at home, when you are forced to skip the gym because of more important commitments.

Usually you lift anything has a significant weight.
Bro #1: - didn't see You at the gym yesterday, dude!

Bro #2: - I have been stuck at the office till night bro, but I benched the printer, did some push ups and worn out triceps lifting a water gallon.

Bro #1: - You definitely went to the makeshift gym!
by =Matty HxC= November 14, 2013
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makeshift

"arranging a row of chairs to form a makeshift bed"
by @sasa_da_gal July 20, 2016
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Makes no ends

An obscure saying with suspected origins in Ireland. Used to express indifference or lack of concern about a particular choice or outcome. Synonymous with "makes no difference." Typically used in the context of expressing personal nonchalance.
It makes no ends to me.
by C.Swann July 13, 2023
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chilli maker

The nut sack.

In reference to a quote from Patton Oswalt on the I Love Movies podcast, actor Ron Pearlman splooges chilli instead of semen.
That bitch kicked you right in chilli maker Ron.
by Brock Kobiyashi March 31, 2010
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Fart Maker

Manny " Hey bro .. How did it go with Shelbzzzz last night?"
Christian" Awesome bro!! I smashed her Fart Maker and dropped a cum bomb in her trench!"
by Booyah21 October 13, 2016
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doggy maker

The act of one punching ones husband/boyfriend in the nuts until he assumes all fours then feeding him a dog biscuit
My husband didn't help me clean the house this weekend like he promised so a gave him a doggy maker
by HereToDie82 May 16, 2017
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sus maker

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by thedroop6 January 17, 2021
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