Maiada

A highly evolved, sexy, intelligent hipster. A woman who isn't afraid to be naked to the world, literally and figuratively. A Maiada possesses an easy-going down-to-earth attitude and a great set of breasts. She also has a great sense of humor and favors sarcasm and dark humor. A Maiada is also very reliable and for the most part, will do what she says. She is a great listener and gives appropriate feedback and advice. Maiadas are also known to be low-maintenance. She would rather give than receive, unless you're talking about oral sex. She will usually be physically fit and prefers organic food over anything that is packaged.
Also, known to hang out in nature and enjoy mind-altering music and substances.

"Hey, let's get Maiada'd out and take a nature walk."

"Is that Maiada over there skinny-dipping?"

by Pasha January 27, 2013

Magma Cream

The act of ejaculating into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her more until she cums and squirts both juices onto the guys stomach

Jekx and Codi were having sex last night and Codi leaned in and told Jekx "Magma cream me bitch".

by MattXMaida August 6, 2015

Maia

Maia is the sort of person that most people ignore, but she is beautiful inside and out. She finds it easy to make friends. She loves to be out side and having adventures. She like sport and reading. She is also constantly broke because she spends her money on random stuff that she doesn’t need. She is smart and really funny. She will fall for any joke or trick. She has really good taste in music and is great at singing even though she thinks she is bad. Her smile will light up the whole world 🌍. She is smart and kind. If you like her then you better make the first move because she definitely won’t. She is the best best friend you could ask for, and she understands everyone. It is really easy to make her laugh. She makes everything awkward.

Wow, Maia is so nice

by “Anonymous?” June 10, 2019

Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"

by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015

Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009

Maigan

Maigan is a beautiful name. Comes from the welsh of love. She usually has light hair and dark eyes. Slim figure aswell. She has a perfect bum and perfect boobs. Shes good at giving head and good with her hands too. When it comes to in bed, youl find noone like a Maigan, she is brilliant, ride of your life!
Maigan's fall in love easily, treat them well they are keppers, and there bodys show it ;)!

maigan's booty

by GoodGuy1234 August 20, 2011

Maia

Maia is the second best potato in da wold. She is very derpy and awesome. Everyone who has a brain loves her derpyness. Her burthday was filled with lots of derpy potatoes!!! MAIA IS AK AWESOME DERPY POTATO HOMAN! !!!

Random dood:ERMEGERSH IT'S MAIA!!! CAN YOU AUTOGRAPH MY POTATO???
Other hooman: AHHHHHHHHHH SO AMAXING! !!!!

by Rebecca Potato November 2, 2017