mailyn💁🏻 ♀️

the funniest most friendliest bitch in allentown. she has the most fattest luxury ass and thighs ya would ever want. shes a friend you will need to keep fr she a real one. she talks sm shit but knows how to fight 💪🏻. shes one in a billion

“mailyn💁🏻 ♀️ has a fat ass mf”
“ong”

by the6thgraderthathasafatass December 27, 2021

t mail

Sending a telepathic message

When you think someone understands your meaning by body language or facial expressions alone:

"I was warning you to shut up-didn't you get my T mail?

by tele-bird August 26, 2010

Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

by kuudez April 22, 2011

Daily Mail binge

A temporary period marked by excessive reading of the daily mail, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks and matters.

"Have you seen his web history? It's article after article of the Kardashians, Taylor swift, 'posh and becks,' and Kate."

"yeah, he has the occasional Daily Mail binge."

by Josh G July 8, 2014

chain mail

MEGA GAY.

if you send chainmail, you're probably a little kid, or you're just extraordinarily retarded.

Always fake. i get 82273 emails a day. 82262 are CHAINMAIL. annoying.

it makes some people believe they'll become rich or they'll die if they don't send it.

"IF YOU DONT SEND THIS cHAIn MAIL TO 699669 PEOPLE IN 0.0000272 SECONDS a LITTLE GIRL GHOST NAMED RHINOCEROUSFATATH WILL BURST THROUGH YOUR WINDOW WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND MAKE YOU MEGA GAY"

by king explosion murder March 21, 2020

Mailboy

A strikingly passionate boy with gifts of golden words and heavenly musical talents. He has been taken from normality delivered as an unearthly being to the world, although still he contains his humble humanity. Most see this boy as the perfect being and until you look into him instead of at him do you see his flaws, his calling of unhappiness. For the few that do look inside they only wish to help this mailboy and return the normality to his life.

A mailboy is an unfortunate musician taken by the deliverance of the postal service.

by xoxoCandacexoxo July 14, 2009

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003