maddison is a girl who alwyas wanted to impress, sadly her mother got a bit tipsy and decided to turn straight into a fucking truck. ever since this day its been a staple in friend groups and is known worldwide for her ambition to drink while driving. rest in whiskey aleisha.
(near maddison eades residence)
poverty: "hey i think thats where maddison lives!..."
*dead silence*
prince: "lived."
poverty: "hey i think thats where maddison lives!..."
*dead silence*
prince: "lived."
by bigdickniggs September 16, 2025
Get the maddison eades mug.Related Words
A big woman who has a stomach with the surface area of a battle field, may get ur dog to chase you by taking off her socks and barking at you, an autistic cheese ball, most definitely best friends with a girl named Neerit Mahuge
by Gargantuic peanut June 24, 2025
Get the Madyson McLarge mug.The most ugly girl. She is very big headed and believes everything she does is amazing. She likes to think she is funny and sometimes just isn’t. Her sarcasm is to much
by ...Liam... March 30, 2019
Get the Toni maddison mug.A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.
by sedski April 26, 2025
Get the A Maddison Soon mug.