UC San Marcos

The ultimate UC. This school is so good that absolutely no one can get in.

Dumbass: "Dude, I got into UC San Marcos!"
Sarcastic Asshat: "WOW. You must be on a whole new plane of existence"

by XxRektURmuMxX April 1, 2018

Marcos

Da best damn guy you will ever want to felaish, as in suck his cock. He is hung like a bull and can blast semen up to 5 miles in length. You will want to fuck him upon seeing his sexy body.

" Holy Shit did you see Marcos his semen hit that cheerleader in the face"

by Harrison Blaire July 15, 2009

MACHOSLAV

Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.

Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.

by Michael Slavonski September 12, 2008

Marcos

A person who likes to help people who are in need and a chill dude.

" Hello, my name is Marcos and I like to help people."

by ._______________. November 20, 2016

MACROPHALLUS

a prodigious penis; a large member.
Adjective: Macrophallic

The porn star, John Holmes, was well-known, and much celebrated for, his monstrous macrophallus.

by weave September 22, 2003

Marcos

Marcos is the most epic thing ever invented. He's so epic, that he is a muffin! He's sweet, funny, smart, caring, and tastes AMAZING! He'll make you want to stay up all night just to talk to him! So go into your local bakery and get yourself a Marcos!

(also comes in cookie form)

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by Princess Cuddlekinz August 28, 2011

Maros

Its a slavic name, but also means superhero; man with abnormal abilities and big penis. Men called Maros does really have big penises often.

Hey, did you see that? Wow, that man, that's a Maros.

by Mr.Goodliving December 16, 2008