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Dan Lyons As Fuck

Some one who looks oddly like a polar bear or someone who wears bright colors all the time.
1. "Yo that kid in the class next door is Dan Lyons as Fuck 'bout to feed him a salmon."

2. I was gonna wear my green and orange track jacket but i didnt wanna be that faggot who looks way to Dan Lyons As Fuck."
by BongRipper smoke weed 420 January 26, 2009
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lyons

A.) A virgin who is prone to premature ejaculation during the very very VERY early stages of sex (Like still fully clothed).

B.) A bad haircut.

C.) Ejaculates all over the place in broad daylight. (May need plastic sheeting if a Lyons is present)
I Lyonsed myself last night!!
by lockjaw princess January 20, 2011
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lyons-uhlenbrauck

A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.

Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.
"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you saw lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
by word of god February 4, 2005
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Lyons, Colorado

A great TINY town which is home to Lyons High School which, in it's class of 2010 it had whopping 79 students!! All kidding aside, Lyons is a great town with great people!!
Person 1: You ever heard of Lyons, Colorado?

Person 2: Where the hell is Lyons?
by FOCO BOY!!! December 24, 2010
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Lysander

a teenager who lives in Shepton Mallet, likes knives, and kicks arse.
Lysander lives in Shepton Mallet.
Which sucks ass.
Great.
by lysander March 24, 2003
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lysander

kid with a miniature dick that lives in Massachusetts and likes boys
"god that kid in my middle school is such a lysander "
by chwong chao January 25, 2009
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lysandros

Bearded Cypriot who has a fondness for eggs and cigarettes.
Lysandros smells of eggs and cigarettes.
by Iloveturkey November 22, 2013
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