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Lois

Literally one of the deadest people you know. Would most likely sell you out to be someone else like her boyfriend and generally cares about herself. Extremely brain dead and has more masculinity than her dad. She’s the type of person to skip to smoke fags and will end up on benefits or homeless
Did you see that girl over there?
Eww yeah she’s such a Lois
by Nickkknak January 8, 2020
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Lois Lane

The girlfriend/wife of the famous superhero superman.
Who somehow survives multiple times of having sex with him, even though him simply inserting his dildo inside her hole would kill her instantly.
Lois Lane is immortal, theres no way she survived banging superman.
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 28, 2023
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Lois

A Lois is the coolest type of person that you will meet, but be careful you do not want to anger a Lois. Because when they are angry, they are unstoppable.
"I just met a Lois, he was insanely cool"
by Joshua Adams III June 17, 2022
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Lois

The cutest, funniest kindest girl ever. The kind of girl who lights up a room when she enters it. The kind of girl who just gives you a happy feeling in your heart. If you ever have the pleasure of dating or meeting a Lois do not let her go. You will regret losing the best girl in your life.
That Lois girl is the best. I'm so in love with her
by Joey10 October 22, 2022
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Lois

Lois is a pretty name but Lois can be a slutty name Lois’s tend to be bitches and caught up in there own popularity lois will most probably be a prostitute or stripper when older .
“Lois suck my cock how!” Said david
by iPhone XR May 28, 2019
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Loy

A self-absorbed anime freak who lives in the past and pseudo glory days of high school and very pseudo invisible girlfriends. Also a Necrophiliac and has an obsession with Japan. Never goes out and is an extreme stalker. Loves woman but can never get any. Takes credit for other peoples work especially high achievements. Very immature.
Loy is the name you put on a restraining order.
by ms. ​mu​​rray May 14, 2023
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Loi

Loi is the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He is very short and very strict but you will immediately fall for him. His award winning smile makes hearts beat a million beats a minute. He is very humble and when he wants something he will literally beg you on his knees. He may be a bit sexist but his hunking body makes up for it.
Girl 1: That guy is so hot omg
Girl 2: He's probably a Loi
by Clique Members Unite January 24, 2018
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