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Llama Lick

When a guy thrusts his pelvis forward making his junk fly up, sometimes hitting someone. This is mostly done with loose clothing.
Johnny Llama Licked a girl in order to get her attention.
Billy did the Llama Lick all night at the dance.
by Let the truth be told on the m September 28, 2011
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Llama Lips

A hoe's vagina lips that be loose and stanky and leak a lot.
Guy 1: Omg look at Jenny.
Guy 2: Oh no that bitch has llama lips I've already tried to put it in.
by fabuloustrashcan May 18, 2016
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llama toe

The male equivalent of a camel toe, but depicting the particular scenario of (usually a frenchman's) cojones falling out of homeboys' cut off jeans.
Maryse: I like your cut off jeans, Aria.
Brenna: Dammit Aria, you're supposed to wear underwear in those, your balls are falling out!
Aria: Shit, is my llama toe showing again?
by aria aka 'llama toes' May 12, 2010
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llama song

A fantastically random campfire song. There's no tune, you just say the words in their natural rhythm. (actions in brackets)

(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)

happy llama (regular llama, see above)

sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)

totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)

super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)

drama llama (llama hands kissing)

big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)

baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)

crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)

don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)

what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)

fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)

more (roll hands over eachother)

fish (hand out in front again)

turtle (make the awkward turtle)

UH (bring turtle towards your chest)

unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)

peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)

The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
Let's sing the llama song" "YES" "Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad llama. Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Baby llama, crazy llama, don't forget barack ollama! What about the dali llama? Fish, fish, mooore fish. TURTLE(UH)UNICORNPEACOCK!
by esteeach July 28, 2011
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llama cleavage

when a guy spits in a girls cleavage like a llama.
last night mikey weaver gave shannon phillips llama cleavage after she sexed anthony on the living room floor
by xojennysxo January 27, 2008
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Porch Llama

Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.
The porch llamas down that road creep me out.
by ericandrea December 20, 2010
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Llama Tsunami

A super awesome ska band (formerly Llama Tsunami and the Without Helmet) involving a killer horn section, "godly" vocals, and some crazy-assed dancing. Download their album, Get Serious!, stat.
Guy one: Did you see that super awesome, really sweaty ska band the other day?

Guy two: You mean Llama Tsunami?
by YouthOpA August 24, 2011
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