Lazer Turkey

A balance specced pvp druid from wow. They are refered to this because they pew their wrath lazer in pvp and machine gun people down.

Kov: Whatcha gunna do tonight?
Pizo: Gunna level my lazer turkey.

by kovenant675 October 29, 2008

Lazer Gattling Cannon

The ultimate weapon in the universe that can destroy any thing and has infinite ammo and if their was a i am legend zombie apocolypes it would be the weapon of choice

Lazer Gattling Cannon

by P-wee123 November 10, 2009

Lemere

Noun: A guy who constantly texts or calls a girl in an attempt to flirt despite the fact that she never responds because she is obviously not interested.

Verb: The act of constantly texting or calling a girl in an attempt to flirt despite never receiving a response because she is obviously not interested.

Noun: "This guy's been sending me texts every day asking me what's up even though I haven't responded to a single one in like two weeks! He's such a lemere."

Verb: "Dude, I really like that chick I met last night. I'm totally gonna lemere the shit outta her."

by DijonSyrup June 6, 2011

leper

someone who suffers from leprosy...this does not mean that their limbs fall off, just that their nerve endings die, so they cannot feel pain. This means they can't tell when they are wounded, and often develop gangrene. That's when the limbs fall off.

it's ok to hurt lepers because they don;t feel pain. people with diseases aren't real people.

by crunk fo shizzle nigga December 28, 2005

Lazerbeam

A politically incorrect term for lesbians.
Most commonly used when wishing to discuss lesbians or referring to people who you suspect are lesbians in public without attracting the attention of said lesbians.

Guy 1: " You need to go watch Black Swan, it has a massive lazerbeam scene!"
Guy 2: I did go watch it, and by "scene" do you mean the whole freaking movie"
Guy 1" Yes! I wish all lazerbeams looked like Mila Kunis and Nathalie Portman"

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

Leperporn

Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.

Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

leher

Powerful, loyal, and intelligent. Natural-born leader. Strategic. Highly intelligent. Capble of either great good or great evil. Never mess with or you shall suffer the most painful punishment imaginable. Loyal to friends and family. Sacrificial for loved ones. Extremely strong and powerful. Determined, resilient,will never give up. The ultimate embodiment of perfection, power and awesomeness with brawn, beauty, and brains. God's most ultimate creation. A hot, awesome girl with a beautiful body and mind. One of those girls who guys only dream about but never hope to find in reality. She's a person any guy would take a bullet for. Leher is the coolest girl you'll ever come across, and her sass is so much to take in for anyone. She's straight forward, and if she doesn't like you, she won't talk to you, it's that simple for her. She is decent, fragile and a little blunt at times. But if you take, "She cheer captain there, I'm on the bleachers." She is definitely the cheer captain. She is extremely nice to people who are nice to her, and she'd always be there and give you a shoulder to cry on, even if she is not your friend. She is the prettiest girl, and her smile can take a breath away. A very good student, a responsible family member and honestly the best friend anyone can ever have. If you've met a person who's name is Leher, just never let go, they are exceptionally ordinary but the best people you can ask for. She's a person any guy would take a bullet for.

Wow...Leher is so amazing!

by yashtownalldaway December 5, 2018