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lavender 

lavender is the person you
met and instantly clicked
with. theyre the sweetest,
most genuine person
you ve ever met. they
walked into your life like
they had always lived there.

Being in their presence
brings out the best version
of you.
«Who‘s your lavender?»
lavender by moreluv4luvbugs June 26, 2022

LavenderCorpses

corpses that happen to be lavender. also one of the best people on the internet. australian goth child that likes spaghetti. hates their wife. scared of cockroaches yet thinks theyre cute. the leader of the peepy cult. their ads think that their an old man.
salemussy: STANLEY YOU ARE SO COOL AND AMAZING I WANT YOUR ARTISTIC TALENTES AND YUOR GEORGIAN TWINK OC IS LOWKEY KINDA......
lavendercorpsesussy: (whatever they'd say to this)

Lavender 

When you eaten and that shit is clean
“Sorry babe, I know you don’t love doing this”
“Nah baby this shit all Lavender”
Lavender by FrosterTheMan November 7, 2022

lavender crack 

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack
Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation
lavender crack by anonymous December 16, 2022

lavender phaze 

If you are only in a relationship with expectation of money/gifts or other perks. And you would not be with them if they weren't spending money on you. You definitely aren't in the lavender haze of true love, but in a lavender phaze of dishonest,corrupt, and despicable intentions concerning the heart.
She will probably dump him after two more trips to Florida and a set of veneers! She is in her lavender phaze!

I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!

Lavender 

lavender brown stole ron weasley from hermione granger
Lavender by yer a wizard harry September 7, 2023