Rocket Launch

When you suck your dogs penis and vomit while your doing it, this is a rocket launch. Not much else to add.

“I just rocket launched my dog!”

Rocket Launch by John B. Patterson April 23, 2026

let's launch

To leave; a way of letting people know you're going somewhere; To get up and go. To inform others that it's time to leave.

"Time to go to Disneyland, come on let's launch."

"I'm going to the store, are you ready?"

"Yeah, let's launch."

let's launch by Balla24 October 12, 2012

Mexican Boat Launch 

When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.

Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!

Mexican Boat Launch by RichterScl July 2, 2016

Space shuttle launch 

When a girl is fucking a guy from on top. Both parties orgasm simultaneously. The male launches the female off of him with the last thrust. Ejaculating everywhere like the flames of the space shuttle.

"Last night I space shuttle launched Lauren up, into my ceiling fan "
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."

Space shuttle launch by Not so Strong April 7, 2017

Pelvic Power Launch 

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.

I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.

Pelvic Power Launch by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018

Blow up on the launch pad 

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

Blow up on the launch pad by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

FIB boat launch 

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

FIB boat launch by duckmasterj May 10, 2021