Lanphere

A person who is a total scumbag. Also a venereal disease.

That guy is such a Lanphere that I want to just thump him.

OMG. I banged that chick the other night and got a bad Lanphere. I had to get two shots of antibiotics to get rid of it.

by Schmoevian June 14, 2022

lagphobia

when a bitch lags too much, you’re having a conversation and they lag. most of the time they're repeat offenders. you’re scared of it and you hate it so much.

kim lags so much, that’s why janet has lagphobia.

by slapsw June 30, 2022

Lamphraunch

the clinical diagnosis of having lamphraunch means you're bad at video games, and also your crotch itches.

"Sir, I hate to inform you, you have lamphraunch."
"I'm not THAT bad at fortnite."

by ItzBread July 11, 2022

laishah

A parent who will never let you get Snapchat, and makes horrible jokes that are slightly offensive

Daughter: *hits head on door and gets bump*
Laishah: “didn’t know you wanted to be a unicorn that bad!”

by Hahhahahahhahahahhahhhhhhhhhh August 30, 2022

laighing

the act of raw dogging a piece of chicken.

“bro did you see cooper? he was totally laighing that piece of chicken!

by rawdoggingchicken September 4, 2022

labphobia

Labphobia means the situation of when you scare of entering the laboratory or facing your professor.

Tammy has labphobia so we seldom see him in the lab.

by Timmothe February 16, 2023

laithum

hes a bit gay

did you see laithum?!
yea!! he definitely gay..

by criesmeanly12310 March 15, 2023