When something or someone is not *technically* Jewish, but might as well be due to LITERALLY everything about them, including looks and mannerisms.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.
Milo: Hey you want to do brunch this Saturday, I am macking hard on this new chick, Veronica, she will be there with friends.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?
Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.
Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.
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Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.
by disguys June 30, 2011
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Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
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In relationships--making sure there is honesty and respect, one's rights and boundaries are being respected
In situations--making sure there is adherence to higher truth, and peace
In relationships--making sure there is honesty and respect, one's rights and boundaries are being respected
In situations--making sure there is adherence to higher truth, and peace
Friend: "Hey girl, what's going on with your love life?"
Girl: " I'm minding my business, being in a relationship with myself, and keepin' it kosher."
Girl: " I'm minding my business, being in a relationship with myself, and keepin' it kosher."
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"milky way candy bars are not kosher since they have non kosher pig, cow, and horse skin in their nougat (gelatin), and they have milk in their chocolate"
by Dr. Dreidel May 15, 2003
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