Kraft Single

Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.

Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.

by Pinwiz December 2, 2007

KRAFT desease

Kan't Remember A Fuckin Thing desease, similar to alzheimer's.

What do you mean you don't remember? DO you have KRAFT desease or something?

by Runaway Closer February 23, 2006

Kraft Dinner

Overpriced mac & cheese

A: Kraft Dinner is so overpriced
B: tastes so goood
A: still overpriced..
B: so easy to make!
A: its nothing but mac n cheese dammit

by KYJC January 19, 2008

Kraft Dinner

A popular brand of macaroni and cheese that if prepare correctly, still doesn't taste like cheese.

Cory: KD sucks

Perry: Kraft dinner does fucking suck, it doesn't even taste like cheese.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates

So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.

by krafty April 5, 2007

Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"

That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.

by Mark Laurito April 9, 2007

Indigo Krapp

Author of "Montezuma's Revenge," a thriller novel where millions of hyper-intelligent amoeba invade the water supply of Tijuana, Mexico.

There I was, sitting on the toilet, reading "Montezuma's Revenge, by Indigo Krapp.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007