Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

peach keeper

An alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prostitute's butt or vagina

I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.

by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016

haley keeler

messy, clumsy ,loves food and likes to sleep!

haley keeler loves food

by spaceships22 May 8, 2017

Cock Keeper

Description of someone mouth.

keep you cock keeper shut. You talk to much

by Kick Rocks MF December 11, 2018

the keeble

Famously known from the near oscar winning movie, “Max keeble’s big move”, when a principle makes a misbehaving student buttchug rotten milk following that with a butt plug and forcing them to do 100 burpees in the middle of the gymnasium at the school pep rally.

“Zach dont masturbate here in the cafeteria, principle jessie is gonna give you the keeble.”

by ElongD69 September 7, 2019

POOPY CUBE KEEPER

The occupant of the office closest to the bathroom, where people needing to take a crap have to wait until the occupant vacates the office, to avoid the embarassment of bathroom noises being overheard.

I shouldn't of eaten those chili-cheese fries last night, Kourtney, the Poopy Cube Keeper, never left his office, so I had to crap my pants. Curses, Pooply Cube Keeper, Curses!

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

Keep le change

Keep le change (shǝnz)

A rather campy. . . loose french take-off for "keep the change" that has been trendy among fashionistas, etc.

You are due a change after paying for your St*r B*cks coffee. . . you say " Keep le change "

by nehyahneeh February 13, 2010