Kaisexual

These people despair when crush wants them back and have three hour relationships with an actually lesbian even though they are a bi man

INFINITE RIZZ: My crush liked me back but then broke up because it turned out she´s a lesbian and now im gay
That means your Kaisexual.

by Al3Xx_ April 3, 2023

Keiserpants

A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.

"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."

by toosh-a-poosh March 6, 2009

kaisean

A loyal, good in bed ready to go nigga.
Down for anything and a big dick, great in bed and funny.

Omg I need I need a nigga like Kaisean

by Good in bed December 15, 2017

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015

Kasser's

The cheapest of the cheap vodka. Under 2 bucks for a half pint, it'll do you dirty.

A:You tryna drink tonight?
B:Yeah bro, but I ain't tryna break the bank here.
A:That's cool, we'll just split a pint of Kasser's and two forties of Steel.

by doubledoozies January 19, 2012

kaisexual

Only being attracted to kai from kpop group exo.

person 1:"omg the guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, im kaisexual"

Person 1: "hi your cute, can I have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im kaisexual"
Person 1: "ow my bet"

by exo things October 18, 2020

kayser

Kayser is the most handsome man in the world. He has always many girls walking near him or beside him. Kayser is a universal name and is used in many countries. The word kayser derives from the word ceaser. Kayser is very picky with his girls though and doesn’t just choose anyone. He doesn’t car if you follow him but that doesn’t mean you will ever get a chance with him. Kayser is probably the finest man in the world.

Girl: “oh my god that man kayser fine”.

by King, ruler of the land. May 20, 2018