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juan by knowdewea January 10, 2019
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Juan a disabled Mexican who is sometimes mistaken for a burrito his eyes stretch so far I can't tell who he is looking at
He is retarded and looks like a whale juan a idiotic mexicans
Juan by Kwowoeorid January 24, 2019
Some fat-ass mother fucker. He won’t be anything, but a fag eating shit in a shed cutting grass for a living.
Damn bro, your as fat as Juan!
Juan by Luis Olivares. June 1, 2018
When you're eagar to have something
I juan to have pizza
Juan by Makavelli43 May 17, 2016
Well, he is probably puertorican or mexican so yeah, you will probably find a Juan. A Juan is often religious (probably catholic) but they commit several crimes. I am a Juan, and i know my friends and my self (We we're all named Juan or Fernando). I live in Mexico but i am puertiorican. I consider you both lucky and unlucky if you meet a Juan. If you see a Juan in the store then you should leave, he is about to rob that shit. But if you are a girl then you are the lucky one. Your Juan will probably buy you a Lamborghini.
Friend: Oh shit! Look over there it is an Juan!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
Juan by mr.wikipedia October 16, 2018
He’s a genuine, warm-hearted person with the sweetest personality and I guess no words can express Juan perfectly. His name is Juan not Huan, it’s Juan not Yuan. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed talking to him from the start, which has kept me up till this late at night! :)
Happy Birthday Juan!
Juan by stealingasofa May 6, 2019