Juan 

He's hot. Really hot. But, all he wants are girls, fame, and money. So be careful and know his full intentions before getting really close with him.

"Juan is so hot oh my lord..."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."

Juan by who_r_u_even May 1, 2018

juan 

trash at fortnite

juan has 0 wins in fortknife

juan by knowdewea January 10, 2019

Juan 

Juan a disabled Mexican who is sometimes mistaken for a burrito his eyes stretch so far I can't tell who he is looking at

He is retarded and looks like a whale juan a idiotic mexicans

Juan by Kwowoeorid January 24, 2019

Juan 

Some fat-ass mother fucker. He won’t be anything, but a fag eating shit in a shed cutting grass for a living.

Damn bro, your as fat as Juan!

Juan by Luis Olivares. June 1, 2018

Juan 

When you're eagar to have something

I juan to have pizza

Juan by Makavelli43 May 17, 2016

Juan 

Well, he is probably puertorican or mexican so yeah, you will probably find a Juan. A Juan is often religious (probably catholic) but they commit several crimes. I am a Juan, and i know my friends and my self (We we're all named Juan or Fernando). I live in Mexico but i am puertiorican. I consider you both lucky and unlucky if you meet a Juan. If you see a Juan in the store then you should leave, he is about to rob that shit. But if you are a girl then you are the lucky one. Your Juan will probably buy you a Lamborghini.

Friend: Oh shit! Look over there it is an Juan!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!

Juan by mr.wikipedia October 16, 2018

Juan 

He’s a genuine, warm-hearted person with the sweetest personality and I guess no words can express Juan perfectly. His name is Juan not Huan, it’s Juan not Yuan. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed talking to him from the start, which has kept me up till this late at night! :)

Happy Birthday Juan!

Juan by stealingasofa May 6, 2019