Joyced

To be screwed or fucked over

Qantas totally joyced me.

I've been working here for 40 years and after all that they Joyced me.

by Smithers777 July 26, 2022

Burton Joyce

Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.

Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."

"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

joyce

Human who is sweet, kind, and surprisingly perverted. Can be manipulative in the nicest way. She is jack of all trades whether it’s art, writing, or music she can do it all. Has big dreams but is terrible at saving. Has a strange addiction to old white men but we love her anyway. She is very loyal and you should never let her go.

Omg did you see, joyce is reading smut again.

by Joeeeeeeeee_mama April 9, 2022

Joyce

Oh my lord, if u know someone named Joyce, your really lucky! Because Joyce is truly trustworthy, pretty, nice, helpful, caring, and funny. She'll always stand by your side no matter what! Joyce can be a really great girlfriend, since she'll protect you, care for you, and love you like your the last person on Earth! Joyce can be shy if you just met her, but if u two become friends, you'll see her wild side, she's really cray-cray/crazy!!! And that's what I like about her! And if you make her mad.... Oh dear, she'll rip your head off (she's not gonna really rip your head off, she's just gonna be mad at you). But mostly, she'll forgive you and move on. But she'll never forget what the bad things you did to her.

I liked Joyce ever since I met her. She is simply the best thing that will ever happen to you.

by EveryPersonSheKnows October 5, 2022

jayda joyce

the literally definition of perfect like there is no person like her. her voice, smile, personality, everything. ugh ily jayjay

“jayda joyce.” she is perfect

by therealest:) February 6, 2022

Joyce Anjoul

Joyce Anjoul is genuinely reliable, attractive, kind, helpful, considerate, and humorous. No matter what, she will always be by your side! Joyce Anjoul has the potential to be an amazing girlfriend because she will love, protect, and care for you as if you were the last person on the planet. No matter how hard you try, if you fall in love with a Joyce Anjuol, you will always be in love with her. Joyce Anjoul is unique, and many females secretly wish she didn't exist and many males wish she's their partner. Joyce Anjoul loves makeup, and she will definitely do makeup on you, as makeup is her passion. Joyce Anjoul is a goddess walking on earth, and no matter what, there is no one better than Joyce Anjoul. She is incredible.

Girl 1: Who's that girl?
Girl 2: That's Joyce Anjoul
Girl 1: FUCK I HAVE TO HIDE MY BF

by iateyourdonuts April 24, 2024

Joyced

Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.

Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"

Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.

by byrdfl3w September 24, 2016