A very nice funny and chill guy. His penis is big. He's perfect. Trust me I would know (wink wink) he is always willing to help a person in need. He's good with girls. A real gentleman, he's a class clown, he's a good person in general. He isn't a fuck boy although he seems like it but he just likes to act like it. He gets annoying but he tries to stop...he's a great guy. You should give him a chance even tho he's not the best looking.
by Jaelyn November 10, 2016
Get the Johnmug. He just has a huge, oh wait sorry, GINORMOUS DICK. Has all the bitches, and all the hoes. HE IS GOD LIKE. He is medium height, has a majestic tan, luscious hair, hazel eyes, a 4 pack and uses special made XXXL Condoms. He has pearly whites and a fresh, minty breath.
He can eat 50 Chicken McNuggets and not be fat, he has calves of steel, yet he doesn't hit the gym, not to mention his balls are made of obsidian. His sweat tastes like if God took a piss and it tasted like fresh lemonade on a hot summer's day.
HE IS OUR SAVIOUR
He can eat 50 Chicken McNuggets and not be fat, he has calves of steel, yet he doesn't hit the gym, not to mention his balls are made of obsidian. His sweat tastes like if God took a piss and it tasted like fresh lemonade on a hot summer's day.
HE IS OUR SAVIOUR
Meegan: So who are you dating?
Kylie: John
Meegan: Is he like how it was described in the bible?
Kylie: EVEN MORE
Kylie: John
Meegan: Is he like how it was described in the bible?
Kylie: EVEN MORE
by xXayyitsurboimrkrabzXx April 24, 2018
Get the Johnmug. 
Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
by ElephantsCanAlwaysUnderstand July 26, 2012
Get the Johnmug. John is amazing. Often falls for blonde girls who do not really want to go out with him. He falls for his bestfriends and he cannot help it
by urejsjka4ifdflkdss November 28, 2012
Get the Johnmug. He is very nice tan green eyed type of guy. If you have a John In your life you are lucky. Johns tend to be annoying if you bump them into that mood. Most often johns are loving sweet to people. Unless He dislikes you.
Hi John how are you today?
by (Jaya <3 July 19, 2018
Get the Johnmug. by johnssidewife October 3, 2018
Get the johnmug.