jizzper

An undergarment similar to a diaper worn specifically to collect jizz.

There were so many sexy women at the party that I had to wear a jizzper to avoid making a mess in my pants.

by Ted Cheatham/Tom Cheatham May 12, 2015

jizzercise

the act of loosing weight via masturbation

I just lost 5lbs just with jizzercise !

by LeoDevil69 March 27, 2017

Krunk Jizzle

Krunk Jizzle is the result of to much "Krunk Juice". After getting loaded on this "Krunk Juice" you may find your self "Boning" some one you do not know.

Getting to krunk can lead to a little bit of krunk jizzle.

Steve drank to much krunk juice and Krunk Jizzled all over that whore Sophia.

by Tyler Hartley May 30, 2006

face jizzer

Someone who ejaculates onto peoples faces.

Did you here about Fred?
No
he gave his girlfriend another facial
he is such a face jizzer

by Cum and Get It July 22, 2010

Jizzle

A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.

"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"

by Marizzle :] January 12, 2009

Jizzberry

The act of masturbating, and holding in your cum until your penis turns purple. Then slowly releasing it on her left eye

"you should jizzberry her, she sucks, and she's just waiting for it"

"your mom needs an eye-patch, because i jizzberried her a week ago and shes still hittin' walls"

by adriansucks May 19, 2010

Jizzle

Jizzle is the Olympic sport of distance-jizzing. The point system consists of precision based evaluations; the closer a competitor is to jizzing into the target, most often an old soda can, the higher their score will be. The current gold medal holder, and known world record holder, is one Sterling S.O.

Man, I've been training day and night for the Jizzle competition in Bejing this year! I want the gold! Give me the gold!

by DaKlaw September 13, 2009