Jill-of-all-trades

1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.

2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades

Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.

Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.

Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.

by EYaters May 1, 2008

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Jill Off

The female version of "Jack Off". Jack and Jill- masterbate

Hey jackie, the sexting was great....Did u get to Jill Off last night?

by will6252 September 30, 2008

Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

Jillandrea

Awesome!

How was last night? Jillandrea!

by Andreass! September 29, 2010

Jello Biafra

the man. he is so awesome, it almost hurts

"Jello Biafra has exteremely amusing political arguments"

by Jackie the PUNK July 6, 2003

jello feet

someone who is really clumsy or has trouble walking when under the influence.

Damn, that girl got some mad jello feet.

by ariatie January 22, 2008