The jihad jesters is any pair of muslim pornstars. They usually are brothers who perform and act in the same movie, but not on each other. The lucky woman can than say she has been jestered. The terms origins come from two brothers who were raised in an affluent Minnesota suburb, but then turned to the porno industry. There family was ashamed and said they were nothing but jesters.
Omar and Talal are Muslim brothers who like staring in the same prono films, therefore, they are jihad jesters.
by Mr. Burfiend June 29, 2006
A deadly and explosive vagina that causes death or maiming of ones dick, that burns like it is on fire.
Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!
by YodaUSA September 18, 2019
A deadly vagina that hates infidels. Causing death or maiming of a penis with a excruciating burning sensation.
Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!
by YodaUSA September 18, 2019
A derivative of the common phrase "OMG". OM Jihad occurs when something extraordinary happens and causes one to believe that a war is imminent.
Tyler W: You won't believe this, but that geek that was working on our website just stole our idea. No wait, it gets better, now he is skulking around with Sean Parker from Napster.
Cameron W: OM Jihad, we are totally going to sue his ass for everything he's got. Seriously, that kid is fucked.
Cameron W: OM Jihad, we are totally going to sue his ass for everything he's got. Seriously, that kid is fucked.
by the_senator January 28, 2013
Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.
by rudeboy_001 February 09, 2009
Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian October 28, 2017
One that is radical with the female vagina, to the point where he is jihadist, and terroristic. Sometimes causes suicidal attacks on a female clitoris.
by The Dutchboy March 01, 2006