Jess’ are usually tall and brown haired and hate when people add an ‘s’ after the apostrophe when writing their names as a plural. They aren’t funny but somehow make you laugh more than anyone. They give pretty decent advice too. If you ever need to rant, grab a jess. Best. Gossiper. Ever. She’ll go on and on and on about how some bitch accidentally touched her hair. Jess’ are extra as hell. They love presents but giving presents is the most exciting thing for them. And being trendy. They often doubt their appearance and question their personality but everyone loves them really. So if you don’t know a jess, find one real quick. A 20 piece chicken nugget box from McDonald’s is the key to her heart.
by Happy_Birthday_Jess May 16, 2018
by yevette June 28, 2012
by nick wediiidddd 455 March 20, 2017
One of the kindest people in the world, always good to have a chat too. It may be tough to become good friends with her but once you do it will be one of your best friendships. They are also great at emotional support and making you feel better.
by Sweaty Mcfetty November 20, 2019
Jesse is a really good friend although most people don't appreciate that. Don't let her go becaue she is the most loyal person you will ever meet.
by troyesivandelrey November 18, 2016
1. When someone mixes a variety of different languages into an english sentence, hipsters use this tactic to appear more worldly and sound cool, but instead often come off like a tosser.
2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.
3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.
4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.
5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.
2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.
3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.
4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.
5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.
Hola, I have mucho happiness!
Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!
Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!
by *Nuudles* December 11, 2011
A girl who when u see u freeze and ur heart stops beating and when u feel in pain u think of her and ur more happy than anything. Also the most buetifall girl who always tries her hardest to help people when they r upset. And when she's crying u feel empty.
Jess is one hell of a girl
by Hpm_2007 April 17, 2018