Jarred

the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.

"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"

by brittanybitch January 4, 2010

Jarred

A boy who acts gay but is straight. He will fondle your balls, and probably take hard anal from a random guy from a Thrift Shop and claims he is straight. He is also one to fool around with and loves his memes. He also loves his panty collection he has in his closet, and the favorite colored panty is green. Also, he is short and some times climbs on walls like a demented spider. He also likes to hiss at sun light and his family when provoked. Finally... he really loves Ass and loooooves small titties and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

There is no examples of these Jarreds because that's how weird they are.

by DaBoyo05 March 13, 2018

Jered

A cap ass nigga that be lying his ass of for no damn reason most likey take some uglyass pictures and favorite line is “i do have a girl yall just don’t know her”

That nigga over there cappin. Damn he must be a jered

by randomassboi August 18, 2020

Jarred

usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.

That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.

by dasjafj December 14, 2010

Jerseday

Formally known as Thursday but now changed to Jerseday because of Jersey shore rockin' everyone's TV every Jerseday

Are you going to be here next Jerseday ?

by Jersey Girl122 March 27, 2011

Jerren

Jerren is a bitch ass nigga. He is also very poor and get absolutely no bitches. He only eats once a weeks and can not fight. He gets wedgies and put into lockers by his bullies.

Jerren is a pussy

by .god777 November 22, 2021

Jerrell

Jerrell lowkey the nicest guy I’ve ever met. He’ll always make u smile even when he’s not around. Ik this Is kinda cringey but I was bored so yea. Very honest down to earth guy, he a lil cutie too. Gotta love Jerrell y’all.

Jerrell gives the best fuckin hugs Omgg

by AkFaty7 August 20, 2022