Jerkabate

to be jerk while you masturbate

while talking on the phone, I jerkabated by calling this girl a bitch and pulling on my pork.

by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010

Jerlayah

Not having or showing the ability to make decisions quickly and effectively, and changeable,Easily persuaded to believe something; easily infuenced
Flirtatious and self-indulgent
LIKES
The finer things in life
The quality of being friendly and lively
Sharing
Gentleness
DISLIKES
Violence
Lack of fairness or justice
brutish behavior - beastly: resembling a beast

Boy :Daaang Who Dat?
Boy #2 : Thats JERLAYAH, She Aint Easy Bruh!
Boy : I think she cute, I Wanna meet her!
Boy # 2 : Go For It!

EX # 2:
Boy: Jerlayah Stunted out, ion wanna Mess Widd Her No More!
Girl: No she not, maybe you aint trying hard enough! Make her Not Shy Around You! Make her Not So Stunted Out!
Boy: We dont conversate no more!
Girl:Mane, Talk to her, you dont know what you missing out on Get her back,Dont mess with them other Hoochies!

by Professor of Woodwich Univ. July 7, 2011

Jerkathon

jerking off for an extended period of time resulting in multiple orgasms. A marathon of jerking off.

I had some time alone so I had a Jerkathon.

by W.C. Feelds 66 November 3, 2015

Jerkapottamus

The biggest jerk on the planet...

Why are you such a jerkapottamus?

by Dancingwolf February 5, 2017

jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.

by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017

Jerkatron 3000

A Device used for sexual pleasure priced at $3000 with 4 arms that jerks you off with 2 hands and twists your nipples

Andrew got the Jerkatron 3000 for Christmas!

by Nuke_Vex March 13, 2020

carwreck jerky

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.

Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?

by Joe Shmo May 13, 2005