by ilikecatsbctheyareyummy September 18, 2020
by we.give.0.fuks August 09, 2019
When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.
by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017
by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019
by flowerlester May 03, 2018
by 4n0n0m0u$3 June 16, 2021
Jealous is when u miss one person every day. U have to see the one with other friends and u don't know what u did wrong. Especially when the one has friend(s) who are pretty, sassy, perfect body, and u just wanna scream "back the *piiiiiiiip* off" 😶😙 so u act like a f*ucking b*tch 😔 to cover how jealous u really are. Sometimes u pretend to be the best who doesn't care because u r better than the world, to avoid being stoopid. All females can relate to that feeling....I hope....a little.
L: "I will smack ya in the face"
Not L: "Being a friend"
L: "So sorry" 😢 *walks away, jealous* (for a day or two....)
Not L: "Being a friend"
L: "So sorry" 😢 *walks away, jealous* (for a day or two....)
by IRestMyCase March 18, 2020