Jealous

Something that you'll feel when I tell you that I have a boyfriend and you don't!

"I'm so jealous of Katie"Girl 1
"I know right, she's sooo rich"Girl 2

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

Jealousism

Disease of being jealous; can’t help but be jealous

I struggle with jealousism

by shfbksnejnsnd April 23, 2018

a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.

She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.

by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017

Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 11, 2017

jealous bean

A person who is jealous but cute at the same time.

- I'm not jealous of his wife, it's just... It's kinda sad that someone who I've spent so much time with, had chosen another person over me.
- Awww, you're such a jealous bean.

by Gramonhadtobereal January 31, 2018

Jealous

Jealous is when u miss one person every day. U have to see the one with other friends and u don't know what u did wrong. Especially when the one has friend(s) who are pretty, sassy, perfect body, and u just wanna scream "back the *piiiiiiiip* off" 😶😙 so u act like a f*ucking b*tch 😔 to cover how jealous u really are. Sometimes u pretend to be the best who doesn't care because u r better than the world, to avoid being stoopid. All females can relate to that feeling....I hope....a little.

L: "I will smack ya in the face"
Not L: "Being a friend"

L: "So sorry" 😢 *walks away, jealous* (for a day or two....)

by IRestMyCase March 18, 2020