JD-ing

Jerking dick

Jimmy’s mom walked in on him JD-Ing earlier. She was wondering where all the lotion went!

by slayrr March 31, 2022

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JD Minecrafter6

JD Minecrafter6 is God, he knows all and can help you with anything. He takes form as a simple human, but really he is the all divine. He shares the emotions of a person, but has all power and responsibility. This is why he can help us to understand the true nature of humanity. He is also the head of JDism. Pronounced J-dism

"Wow you worship JD Minecrafter6! So you practice JDism?"

by JD Minecrafter6 April 15, 2022

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JD Hodges

The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.

Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”

by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023

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JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

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JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

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