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JB

I love JB, and all of his songs!
by xxalyssaxx May 3, 2018
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jbs

Polly: I bet you want me;
Bob: I want you like a want a rash on my face...jbs
by gigantorbball March 29, 2015
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JBS

Just Butt Stuff. Used when talking about anal related topics.
She got me really drunk and asked me. She claims it's a "test" because I make a lot of butthole jokes. SMH JBS
by GFYMITA September 2, 2020
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jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.
John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.
by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016
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JB

Falling asleep anywhere after drinking alcohol
He’s falling asleep, he’s had to much to drink.

Yeah he’s doing a JB
by Zippys September 15, 2021
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jb ah build

“damn that kid fat” -Person 1

that kid got a jb ah build” - Person 2
by Super Lightskin January 4, 2024
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Jb Beesus

The lost limbs of a baby. We will worship them forever. Don’t dare worship the limbs without my consent. I am so in love that I sleep with them every day. We make love every tuesday and he kisses me backstage. Oh how I love my jb beesus
Oh how I love my jb beesus
by Sandwich_lover December 30, 2020
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