Jarrett

A person that can only hit after one of his pledge brothers has previously been balls deep so as to try to one up his brothers but inevitably giving mediocre unsatisfying sex.

Man CP really pulled a Jarrett last night when he took Memo's slam home

by JizzleJay48 September 19, 2016

Jarrett

An annoying faggot with a smol pener. He's a dick to everyone he meets and you probably won't like him.

"You see that dickweazle across the street? I bet he's a fuckin Jarrett."

by Will Wonk October 16, 2017

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016

jarrell

A peculiar race of curly headed jews that speak frequently without thinking, and conduct their day to day affairs with a false swagger, thinking they are the best in every situation. Recently it has been discovered that this race also tends to speak largely in lisps, where there phrases such as cinnamon and sea salt come out as thinnamon and thea thalt.

Look at that curly headed weasel....he must be a jarrell

Hey kids, let's all throw something at that jarrell

by whiteytights33 December 17, 2010

Jarrett

An annoying bragging twat.

Hey , jarrett is so annoying.

by Jarrett farrett March 5, 2017

Jarren

Jarren is a very attractive girl.she has nice curves, and she is a bipolar theres nothing really out there 2 say about her she's just breath takin.

O look theres jarren

by F//@heartlesskidd.jae2x June 2, 2018

Jarrett

Someone who can’t handle more than 2 beers.

That guy is a two beer queer.
Do you mean a Jarrett?

by Penis_Muncher69 December 17, 2018