Jared

Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
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"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"
by Bitchy Bastard August 09, 2018
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Jared

Like Justin, but fatter and more sensitive.
That dude is such a Justin.

No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.

Oh, damn! You right!
by Jason Mimosa May 05, 2018
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Jared

a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.
Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...
by A Very Amazing Person. (: December 19, 2010
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he was such a jared to believe jon poh.smarty lololololol hahaha
by jimlimkim October 13, 2011
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Jared

The biggest Bitch the world has ever Known. He is a douchbage who loves licking big sweaty balles and sucks monkey cocks at the zoo.
If you want to go to heaven don't be a Jared.
by Erick decker February 27, 2018
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To completely kill everyone in the room's buzz by being totally negative and against everyone else.
Wow, that Jared completely ruined the party.

No, I couldn't have fun last night, i was with a Jared

Bald Headed FUCK!
by buttsexman1234 February 05, 2010
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jared

the act of messing with or fucking up someone's Myspace/Facebook/etc. profile without their permission. You can jared someone's profile by adding lame interests, changing their default picture to David Hasselhoff, or changing their 'about me' section to reflect a homosexual lifestyle.
Example of jared :

"I'm sick of getting my profile jared-ed every time I forget to sign out!"

"I spent four hours last night jared-ing her profile."
by Larongitis December 07, 2008
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