jank

Something that losers who don't know real swears say.

Instead of saying "that was fucked up" they say "that was jank"

by Elidolphin December 29, 2010

Jank

A combination of the word jerk(as in jerk off), and wank(also, as in jerk off). Used as a term for masturbation, usually of the male variety.

So, I was janking the other night...
Damn, I gotta go jank

by G-Force15 June 16, 2006

Jank

A slang term also used as a form of disgust at something (mostly as a replacement for the term "rank"), aswell as sometimes being a term used for petrol/gasoline.

"Ah mate, this beer is jank!"
"Your Mum's cooking is jank!"
"Go put some jank in the car eh?"
"Ahh state of that orange-faced bird, that's just jank!"

by Evo~ July 23, 2012

Jank

A double-handed wank

Mikey: My dicks so large i can have a jank.

by leooooo clerky August 1, 2009

jank

verb: To verbally harass, tease, make fun of.

"We janked her bobo K-mart shoes so hard that she developed an eating disorder."

by Ash2009 January 23, 2009

Jank

Too cum or jizz, possibly on some one or something

Dude i janked all over Your hair xD
Ew that shit really looks like jank

by (o0_Spike_0o) May 9, 2008

Jank

Jank
noun/adjective/verb

Noun - Item of serious skillz

Adjective - Act of having serious skillz

Verb - Showing off some serious skillz

Noun
Example sentence: Dude check out this jank.

Adjective
Example sentence: Yo dude, that was some serious jankness.

Verb
Example sentence: Man, I just janked that fool up.

by Jank101 September 7, 2007