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Jagger

A boy who can stick it into any girl he wants and he has a rock hard that he can kill Godzilla with. When he is yoloing on the streets I wouldn't mess with him because he will rape you and you will never be able to fuck again
1. Oh Jagger has a dick like a john Cena it's so smooth and I would die to touch it oh yeah lick lick
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Jagger

Jaggers are typically (in my best friend experience) obnoxious but, in a light hearted funny way. Jaggers are secretly insecure, but they often hide their feelings (you know... Those touchy feely thingies.) You can often find them in thermir natural habitat... Their air of arrogance. Once you get to know them you will find out that they are smart, kind, and a great loyal friend. They are always there for you and can help anyone throuhh hard times.
Friend: dude i luve jagger.
Random dude: What yo talking about dude your insane.
Friend: hes chill just get to know him
by SAR <3 February 24, 2018
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Jagger Miller

Describing someone who is “him” or “that guy” when it comes to doing great things in any category
Wow, that guy is almost like Jagger Miller!
by Theupperclassmen July 13, 2022
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Jaggered

Playing part of a song just like another band’s song but sounds astronomically better.
Dave Matthews Band jaggered all of Jack Johnson’s songs one by one live in their basement.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.
by gnostic3 May 11, 2024
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Jagger

Daaaaaamn lucky man’s a Jagger finna be goin at er with Amy…
by robloxnoob69420 May 7, 2022
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Jagger Micknasty

It's usually when you walk in a public rest room and you see shit all on the toilet seat
you walk in to public rest room you open the stall door and realize you see shit on the toilet you say to yourself damn! "Jagger Micknasty"
by corvo21 May 12, 2011
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