Brazilian Jackhammer

for males the act of masturbating using both his feet instead of his hands. in a modified indian style sitting position, the sole of both foot goes over the penis as it were the hands. the male individual will then commence pleasuring himself until the end result is satisfied.

Having both his arms amputated, Carlos discovered the Brazilian Jackhammer was his best bet to getting off.

by ChinoHD October 8, 2010

Jackhammer

The art of coaxing your partner into anal sex. Approach doggy style then come down on her lower back with your elbow wrestling style. Whilst she can't move insert your penis into her anus as hard as possible.

Wow, after a jackhammer she let me do whatever I wanted.

by mindcandy April 30, 2011

JackHammered

When some one utilizes thier dick as a jackhammer and pounds it against your forehead until it bleeds.

I got jackhammer dick.

by Bob Vila May 28, 2003

Texas Jackhammer

A Sex Move In Which You Are Standing Up With Your Partner And You Hold Them Upside Down And Fuck Them In The Mouth. You Then Drop Them On Their Head As You Fall To Your Knees, You Pull You Dick Out Of Their Mouth And Jizz In Their Face As They Hit Their Head.

Usually Resulting In Death Or Mental Retardation.

Anthony: "I Can't Believe You Gave Nancy The Texas Jackhammer Last Week!"
Chad: "Yeah Dude, It Was Intense, i Didn't Mean Do Do It That Hard Though, It Annihilated Her."
Anthony: " Yeah Dude, She'll Never Be The Same, Well We Better Go Back To Her Funeral"

by ThereCanOnlyBeOneHIGHLANDER July 23, 2009

Albuquerque jackhammer

A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)

*FPS - Fists per second

Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.

Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.

by AzZrApIsT June 23, 2011

jackhammer

A term apparently used to describe a man of great wealth. This man is a beacon of sexual desire, especially from "gold diggers."
(This definition was derived from context clues of Snoop Doggs "Lay Low.")

"They call me Jackhammer for all the bread I got, but they call my Bill Clinton for all the head I got." -Master P.

by Mr. Togg April 27, 2006

Jackhammer

When a girl is giving a handjob and starts to pound so hard you think your balls will go into your asshole.

She gave me the Jackhammer and I had blue balls for months.

by Rajalec October 14, 2004