Hi Ivan

Hi Ivan

Hi Ivan

by Hi Ivan June 1, 2021

Ivan

The best friend you'll ever have. Likes to box a lot but is a pacifist. Really tall and has pretty big muscles. He'll stick by you through everything and always have your back.

Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.

by jetpackguy185 November 22, 2018

Ivan Dunno

A person whom no one seems to know the name of.

See also: Ingrid Dunno

Person 1: Who's the new guy?
Person 2: No one knows, man. He's a total Ivan Dunno

by Blurry October 28, 2006

Ivan-a-tronic

Rare form of Robot. Has an eerie resemblance to that of a real person. often swooned over by men and women alike. He is often seen recharging his batteries at the mall.

"i caught a glimpse of Ivan-a-tronic!"

by Enrgypulse November 14, 2006

ivandana

ivandana is a combination of beauty and brains. she is a powerlady with a sense of humor. Dont mess with her hart, otherwise she Will break yours. You can trust her, but also envy her. She is just being herself.

trust pretty powerlady ivandana

by Handsomewoman January 28, 2014

ivank

To claim you care about women and children but exploit them financially

She claims to support maternity leave but Ivanks the heck out of her employees who want more than six weeks.

She says she empowers her employees but Ivanks the workers at her factory in China, paying them a pittance. They don't have health coverage and they work 12 hours a day.

Her Instagram feed Ivanks her children by making her appear to love anyone but herself.

by barefoot social worker June 22, 2018

Ivan luna

Someone incapable of cooking quesadilla's

Wow the chef here is an Ivan luna

by Dragonpug1 May 29, 2018