Iraqi Handy

An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.

"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."

"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."

by McGref The Crime Dog June 29, 2008

iraqify

to muddy or water down the tru meaning of obvious intent

as in the middle east conflict, the government has 'iraqified' the term "shellshock" into post-conflict stress disorder. furthermore, guerilla opposition, fighting coalition forces in the gulf have been iraqified into the sad definition of 'dead-end opposition'....

by blink December 23, 2003

Iraqistan

Sand and brown people on top our oil. Tard Ferguson bombed 100,000+ Oilraqis to death out of fear and ignorance.

People that think governments invade countries out love and concern are criminally retarded. Iraqistan was invaded to for oil, lucrative contracts, and Israeli pressure.

by frick1 March 29, 2010

Operation Iraqi Liberation

I thought the only reason why we went to war with Iraq was because of nuclear weapons, NOT TO "LIBERATE" IRAQ.

This whole war-with-Iraq thing is excellent proff to show that the government can trick people into going to war for no reason whatsoever.

by weirdgirl August 15, 2003

iraqi drill press

when a guy stands over top a girl, who is on her head with her legs in the air, and fucks her using a vertical "drill press" motion

The iraqi drill press is an ancient iraqi sex technique

by shimmyshimmy September 8, 2006

Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

by Brown Town Clown August 23, 2009

Iraqi Kurds

The native peoples of Iraq. They have been known to be here for about 20, 000 years from at that time to today where they still fight for equal rights. Like other native peoples such as the Berber/Native Americans/Saami/etc. have been mistreated for a long time. Probably since Iraq became an official Nation. Though this happened a lot in the Iraqi History many of the fellow citizens of Iraq/ The Iraqi Government have made up for the mistreating they have been given the Iraqi Kurds. Even though there are fews who still look for their equal rights today. Now that the US army has invaded their land most of the Iraqi Kurds and the Iraqi citizens have been left homeless so they migrate to other places a lot for a better life. That is probably why so many immigrants have been searching for these things in America though their actions are horrible.

The Iraqi Kurds have been through a lot in their lives just like other natives had just in the same way.

by H. Jax September 21, 2007