Inverted Wagon Wheel

An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.

Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."

The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.

Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man

by Crawdaunt November 2, 2010

Inverted Cream Stream

The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.

The young man acquired several injuries while in the act of performing an inverted cream stream.

by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015

inverted secks

sexual activity involving a penis within another penis.

And then they had the inverted secks.

by Kaeta April 12, 2021

inverted spider monkey

A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.

Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.

by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010

inverted penis syndrome (IPS)

When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.

Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.

by Dr. Egg Bomb May 2, 2014

inverted chili dog

the shit that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

I was pissin brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 5, 2008

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005