ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.

Me:

Jérémy: ling maos

by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021

Mao (from Discord)

this bitch emo as hell i hope they fall into a pit and die a painful death

"Mao (from Discord) is the leader of the First Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and founder of the People's Republic of China from 1893 to 1974."

by dathaniels February 10, 2024

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022

Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024

El mao

How you can say "lmao" on roblox without getting censored by the piece of shit filter called CommunitySift.

{Bloxxer155: "Bro got owned-"
badman441: "EL MAO"
jiddin: "el mao bro died💀"

by RiceOfCourse February 3, 2023

Den Mao

A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.

Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.

by Servant of the Den Mao May 25, 2024

Mao

A Chinese name meaning "luxuriant" or "prolific". Fourth tone in Chinese.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Mao?
Guy #2: Yes, he just drove by in his Ferrari.

by luxuriantleaf January 23, 2011