by James2406 August 18, 2017
Get the jump checkmug. 1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently
2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019
Get the Dick checkmug. The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.
Me: Did you see her crotch?
You: No! What happened?
Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!
You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!
You: No! What happened?
Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!
You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!
by **MAT*** March 30, 2011
Get the Crotch Checkmug. Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.
Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.
by Adam L. Bennett December 15, 2008
Get the smell checkmug. I would have throat checked an old lady on her way to church to get a phone call from my husband in boot camp.
by Kyrieeleison88 July 19, 2012
Get the Throat Checkmug. When you go to the bathroom and you check to see how much poop is on your piece of toilet paper from the first wipe, so you can determine how many more times you need to wipe.
*In head*
This piece of toilet paper doesn't have any poop on it.
Looks like I poop checked for nothing
This piece of toilet paper doesn't have any poop on it.
Looks like I poop checked for nothing
by A Platypus August 7, 2009
Get the Poop Checkmug. Short for "sanity check," an infamous aspect of the role playing game "Call of Cthulhu." When players' characters encounter something of unspeakable horror (as they are wont to do in a game based on the books of H.P. Lovecraft), they are forced to roll dice to determine if their characters maintain their sanity in the face of mind-dissolving terror. In gamer slang, to "fail a san check" means to have one's mental faculties break down in a skull-twisting scenario.
Jim failed his san check when he found that his cat had run rampant through his studio, knocking over cans of paint and leaving little footprints of color throughout the house.
by Gjordus April 6, 2007
Get the san checkmug.