Immortal Rites

Gathered for a sacred rite

Subconscious minds allied

Call upon immortals

Call upon the oldest one to intercede

Rid us of our human waste

Cleanse our earthly lives

Make us one with darkness

Enlighten us to your ways

From churning worlds of mindlessness

Come screams unheard before

Haunting voices fill the room

Their source remaining undefined

Shadows cast from faceless beings

Lost for centuries

Lords of death, I summon you

Reside within our brains

Cast your spells upon our lives

So that we may receive

The gift of immortality

Bestowed on those who seek you

Immortal Rites

by Death Menace September 26, 2022

mass immolation

A place where you can call home, where you can post whatever you want, where freedom of speech exists.

It is ran by the almighty Cyan who the lord of MI with his two partners in crime: Sir. Jesus and SoldjahBoy who help him run and moderate the forums.

Idiot from Conquer Online Forums: Where do I need to go?

The awesome win that is MI: Mass Immolation, fool.

by Immolate December 28, 2007

Immoral superiority

The belief or attitude that one is cooler than another because they pursue or pursued illicit deeds.

Jack bought a souvenir, but Meg stole one—demonstrating her immoral superiority.

The others laughed at him playing bananagrams, but Eddie knew he was cooler than them. He held immoral superiority; he smoked weed.

by Rt. Hon. Smokes McSmokes May 25, 2013

IMMHO

"In my most Humble Opinion"
Used in any sort of Online conversation

"Well IMMHO i think that noob is trying his best ="
"Lul"

by Pwezem January 20, 2009

Immo syndrome

1. Going out of your way and intentionally making up false things to annoy people

2.Dodge women from fear of losing or making friendship awkward

I really want to ask out this girl but im having immo syndrome thoughts

by Rezh February 9, 2021

Immodium Challenge

A situation in which without taking Immodium, you will almost certainly shit yourself. Examples include situations of fear, embarrassment or extreme laughter in which you lose control over your bowels.

Man, I wish I popped an immodium because I diarrhea'd all over myself and the audience while walking the tightrope. That was true immodium challenge.

by matlin September 30, 2007

Immortality

Term for "everlasting life."

'Immortal'

It is normally used in fantasy books or movies and also in religious terms.

Vampires are immortal.

God is immortal, and cannot die.

Immortality is a long life that never ends.

by ImmortalxLove August 10, 2009